He is such a slut. More and more my type.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Randomize
