She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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