I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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