So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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