you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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