Who wears a wallet chain?!
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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