Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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