I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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