Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
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