Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
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