apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
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