I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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