Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
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