This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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