does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
