Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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