Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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