No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
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Have you been drinking my beer?
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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