He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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