Fine. I'll sleep in my office
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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