Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
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