No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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