but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Two words: blizzard sex
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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