she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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