batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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