Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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