When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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