you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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