People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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