Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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