He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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