his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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