____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Apparently you make a good broom.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
