: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Randomize
