question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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