So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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