:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Randomize
