it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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