i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Randomize
