i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
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