what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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