If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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