I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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