she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Randomize
