How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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