Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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