Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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