Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize