I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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