This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Randomize
