After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Randomize
