i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Someone signed my nipple.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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