The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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