i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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