So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
