dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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